- The TECHNICAL THUG
- Hacks the code of emacs' doctor-mode to answer
new users questions. Doesn't bother to tell people how to start the
new "index.html#uru-mode"index.html# or for that matter, emacs.
- The ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST
- Puts user support policy in
motd.
Maintains queue of questions. Answers them when he gets a chance,
often within two weeks of receipt of the proper form.
- The MANIAC
- Screams at users until they go away. Sometimes
barters knowledge for powerful drink and/or sycophantic adulation.
- The IDIOT
- Answers all questions to best of his knowledge until
the user realizes few UNIX systems support punched cards or JCL.