SITUATION: Stupid user questions.



The TECHNICAL THUG
Answers question in hex, binary, postfix, and/or French until user gives up and goes away.

The ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST
Locks user's account until user can present documentation demonstrating their qualification to use the machine.

The MANIAC 
# cat >> ~luser/.cshrc
alias vi 'rm \!*;unalias vi;grep -v BoZo ~/.cshrc > ~/.z; mv -f ~/.z ~/.cshrc'
^D

The IDIOT
Answers all questions to best of his knowledge. Recruits user to system administration team.