SITUATION: Poor network response.
- The TECHNICAL THUG
- Writes scripts to monitor network, then
rewires entire machine room, improving response time by 2%. Shrugs
shoulders, says, "index.html#'ve done all I can do,"index.html#and goes mountain climbing.
- The ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST
- Puts network usage policy in
motd.
Calls up Berkeley and AT&T, badgers whoever answers for network
quotas. Tries to get xtrek freaks fired.
- The MANIAC
- Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and
waits for connections to time out.
- The IDIOT
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