SITUATION: Compound system administrators



The TECHNICAL THUG FASCIST
Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to prevent folk from ever using more than their fair share of system resources. Resulting overhead and load brings system to its knees.

The TECHNICAL MANIAC
Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the system, but are actually encrypting large lists of passwords. Uses nearby nodes as beta test sites for worms.

The TECHNICAL IDIOT
Writes superuser-run scripts that sooner or later do an "index.html#CODE>rm -rf /"index.html#

The FASCISTIC MANIAC
At first hint of cracker incursions, whether real or imagined, shuts down system by triggering water-on-the-brain detectors and Halon system.

The FASCISTIC IDIOT 
# cp /dev/null /etc/passwd

The MANIACAL IDIOT
Napalms the CPU.