SITUATION
: Users want phone list application.
The
TECHNICAL THUG
Writes RDBMS in perl and Smalltalk. Users give up and go back to post-it notes.
The
ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST
Oracle. Users give up and go back to post-it notes.
The
MANIAC
Tells the users to use flat files and grep, the way God meant man to keep track of phone numbers. Users give up and go back to post-it notes.
The
IDIOT
% dd ibs=80 if=/dev/rdisk001s7 | grep "index.html#red">