An Englishman and an Italian were seated next to a Frenchman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Englishman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italianresponded, "and this morning she made me wonderful panini and told me she could never love another man."
When the Frenchman remained silent, the Englishman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night ?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once ?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"