There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
where the following people are stranded:
- 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
- 2 French men and 1 French woman
- 2 German men and 1 German woman
- 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
- 2 English men and 1 English woman
- 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
- 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
- 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle
- The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman
- The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a "menage a trois"
- The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when
they alternate with the German woman
- The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is cleaning and cooking for them
- The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman
- The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one
look at the woman and started swimming.
- The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body
being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least
it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
- The Irish began by dividing their island
Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't
remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of
foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey,
but at least they know the English aren't getting any...