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The Code of the Geeks v1.0.1

Unix :

Just as geeks sometimes use Linux, a great many geeks also use generic Unix machines to accomplish their geeky ends.

u I have a unix account to do my stuff in

u+ I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.

u++ I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.

u- I have a VMS account.

u-- I've seen unix and didn't like it. DEC rules!

u--- Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise.