HTML version of the Geek Code - Shape

The Code of the Geeks v1.0.1

Shape :

Geeks come in many shapes and sizes. Shape code is divided into two parts. The first indicates height, while the second indicates roundness. Mix each section to fit yourself. Examples include: s/++, s++/, s++/--.

s I'm an average geek

s+/+ I'm a little taller/rounder than most.

s++/++ I'm a basketball/linebacker candidate.

s+++/+++ I usually have to duck through doors/I take up three movie seats.

s-/- I look up to most people. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

s--/-- I look up to damn near everybody. I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.

s---/--- I take a phone book with me when I go out so I can see to eat dinner. My bones are poking through my skin.