HTML version of the Geek Code - Friends

The Code of the Geeks v1.0.1

Friends :

Yes, it's true; geeks do have friends. At least, some of them do.

f Yeah, I have friends. Who told you?

f+ I have quite a few really close friends. We get along great. They are all other geeks, though.

f++ I have so many friends, I make other people jealous.

f- I have a few friends. They barely seem to speak to me anymore.

f-- I've got about one friend left in the world, who probably wants to shoot me.

f? I *think* I have friends.

f* Everyone is my friend.

!f I have no friends. Get lost.